Total Medals Earned: 50 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 560 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Get the max attack combo chain
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 7/34 (35/405 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
Complete the third level
Complete the fourth level
Complete the fifth level
Complete the sixth level
Die to blood
Complete the seventh level
Complete the eighth level
Complete the ninth level
Complete the tenth level
Complete the eleventh level
Complete the twelfth level
Complete the thirteenth level
Complete the fourteenth level
Complete the fifteenth level
Complete the sixteenth level
Complete the seventeenth level
Complete the eighteenth level
Complete the nineteenth level
Complete the twentieth level
Complete the twenty first level
Complete the twenty second level
Complete the twenty third level
Complete the final level
Die to a saw
Die to a cannon
Beat a previously set time
Die 10 times
Die 25 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Complete all levels
Unlock all medals
Medals Earned: 5/12 (140/210 points)
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Take Damage
Eat a Schnitzel
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Catch a Virus
Run Out Of Lives
Use The Toilet
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/240 points)
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/260 points)
Beat wave 1
Die.
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Pet the shopkeeper
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/55 points)
Keep Junior alive for 60 seconds
Keep Junior alive for 90 seconds
Have 3 helping hands active at the same time
Slow time down 3 times at once
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.